Pre-empting the Christmas season just a little bit, those nice people
, that brought you Kozo The Hippo
, now bring you The Snowman
. A tale of what happens when aliens' first encounter with Earth creatures goes a bit wrong. Is this a close encounter of the forth kind?
This one just for The Infamous Jules
, combining, as it does, her love of drinking and her passion for txting. A new service
in the UK lets you locate the nearest pub to you (as featured in the good pub guide - no rubbish) simply by txting 'GOODPUB' to 85130. What could be better? Well, txt 'NEXT' to the same number within 2 hours and you'll find the next nearest pub - it's a moby pub-crawl in the making.
Jules - diaries out, we have to schedule a 'field test' asap.
This list rang so true for me, that for most of them I said to myself "but surely everyone
does that". But on second reading perhaps they are uniquely British, tell me though - packaged sandwiches - surely you get those elsewhere? This one is troubling me - how do you survive without them? Anyway, take a view into the British psyche with: You Know You're From Britain When...
You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday day is also entirely reasonable.
You're always a half an hour late to work ... no-one notices or cares.
Coming to work with a hangover is entirely accepted and indeed expected at least once a week.
You don't think twice about tipping your hairdresser
You finish every sentence with 'Cheers' or 'Yeah'.
You are on to your 6th umbrella and your second overcoat... this year
You've bought a disposable baby BBQ from Tesco.
You don't think twice about buying a packaged sandwich.
A sunny lunchtime means searching for a patch of grass and stripping off practically down to your underwear
You've accepted queuing as a way of life.
You believe that every American is a fatass addicted to hamburgers and hot dogs
. To all my American friends I know the last one's not true really
[Thanks to thomkat].
Final musical link for this Friday night, La Declaración Del Bizco
will make you salsa while you surf (down the South American way). If this is an example of the Colombian Internet
industry I want to see (er...hear) more of it. Beautiful. Now I'm off to dance around my flat...
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...well maybe not with this Hippo
's singing to keep him awake. I challenge you: a). To still feel bad after watching this no matter how cr*ppy your week has been. b). Not to sing along (it's impossible). Altogether now: Awhim-away, awhim-away, awhim-away, awhoooooooooooo....oooooo.....
Additional: For more Hippotastic Friday fun raid the archives and see Kozo and his thong song. Altogether now: Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong!
, kids! With the money saved in the grocery store on double coupon day Blue Laser could make a machine to make it snow on the beach and destroy beach volley ball forever.
Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages...
If ever the internet ever needed a theme tune this is it
- some irritatingly catchy dance madness from FatBoySlim
, already inbeded in my head thanks to Radio 1
Unless you have an age addled brain like mine you may remember I turned 30
earlier this year. Well I just found this list
of other cool things that turned 30 this year. Of course by 'other cool things' I mean things that actually are cool. And by cool, I mean geeky. Anyway, I personally hold my head up with pride to say I am the same age as Ceefax
, bar codes, Post-Its, Rubik's Cube and best of all TCP
fame). See the full top ten here
. Curiously Duke Graeme Of Lazylaces does not feature.
Get the Seedy Sanchez Mariachi Band
to sing your own original mariachi track composed on-line. Given the words, it's impossible not to make it sound rude...well I couldn't anyway. Finally, I'd just like to say, nice moustaches fellas!
Enough weird Japanese flash
animation, time for some weird Korean flash
animation...I think MashiMaro
is a rude little rabbit, although I'm not 100% sure, but these details aren't really important to the whole experience [ta allegra