The Dark Room 3 is trippy and disorientating yet somehow geometrically mathematical as well. Hippie math majors from the 70's will undoubtedly excel at this game as long as the flash backs don't get too intense. For the rest of you prepare to be even more confused and befuddled than normal... [
via jayisgames].
In
Justin Beaver - Searching for True Love you must a click a path to safety for a young pop star character that is
totally unrelated to any
actual pop star, that say started their career on
youtube, was friends with
Usher, and had an aversion to name the "
Esperanza"... at least that's what a team of very expensive lawyers tell me. In fact they're telling me to say nothing else at this point. Except:
Nice beaver! [
subbed by Sarah].
The latest game in the
Halo series makes a slight departure from usual
FPS motif of the previous games in the franchise with
Halo & Pixy seeing you rescuing a cat from tree with the aide of a couple of cute & adorable little characters. Is this a brave move that could increase
Xbox sales 10 times faster than
Kinect ever could? Or is this just a cute diversion from
pastel games that was release whilst I was offline? You decide... [
subbed by Myuhinny & Gemini].
Take part in the eternal battle (where eternal = the length of a short coffee break) against hammers as you try to reunite Mr Magnet and
Neil The Nail in this very easy (it does actually get more difficult, but not by much, after the first couple of tutorial levels), but cute, 'click in the correct order' style game that you will.... Okay, who am I trying to kid? All I really want to say is:
Stop! Hammer time...
You might think that with it's back and white, wire-frame,
isometric graphics that
Tutsuo In The Room 2 might be a little cold and clinical, but any game that lets you have a snooze in the bed when all that 'figuring out how to escape the room' stuff gets a bit too much is alright in my book. Ahhhh... snoozing in bed, how I miss you! But now I can virtually nap whilst still sitting at my computer. *Bonus*. And I don't even have to buy myself a laptop, net-book, smart phone,
honeycomb pad thing to do it...
and it's
a game too,
and it's free. That's what I call
value folks.
UPDATE: I should have also said, but got distracted by waxing lyrical on the subject of naps, that
episode 1 of this game is
posted here.
And I should also mention
Dark Visions which I know Jen is currently enjoying whenever she gets a couple of free minutes to play, and which to me looks like a rather nice
point'n'click adventure thing, with some pleasant graphics, that should keep you occupied at least until
Ken & Watson slug it out tonight...
Returning to post games on Valentines Day may not have been the best timing on my part (as romantic as sitting at the computer writing about games can be), but anyway.... whilst Jen and I are getting ready for a candlelit dinner, I'll leave y'all with the best game to arrive in the lazylaces office whilst we've been away:
Submachine 7: The Core, which you can either enjoy playing, re-playing, or moaning about how you played it ages ago. Whichever takes your fancy.
Before you play
Toaster Dismantlement remember to unplug it, or at least make sure you are wearing
really thick rubber soled shoes or something... [
subbed by revsjessi].
Goose Gold provides us with a tale of magnetic wildfowl that would put a smile on the face of a princess....
In
Super Sneaky Spy Guy Escape 2.0 you have to escape the beach house without exploding your ankle bracelet... because the kind of people that will strap explosives to you tend to feel a bit guilty and lock you in rather nice locations to make themselves feel better about the whole exploding body parts thing [
subbed by Selfdefiant].
Prepare for a headache when you enter
The Portal 1, because if the tricky puzzles don't melt your brain (who am I kicking - they will
definitely melt your brain), the atmospheric music that seems to be played backwards at 1/10 it's original speed (and possibly underwater after falling from a great height) certainly will... [
subbed by f00].
