GIGIG reminds me of drinking a good gin'n'tonic: it's nice and easy with a bit of a twist. Make mine a double, no need to be be shy with the Tanqueray [subbed by Buji].

The beautiful graphics and sounds of Nevermore 3 are transporting me away to a nicer place. Oh... lovely. It almost makes me forget that I normally hate keyboard controlled games... [subbed by Derrel].

I'm sure it'll come as some surprise to you to hear that I personally found Host Master And The Conquest of Humor darn tricky. The idea of the game is to find jokes. But I can only find ban puns. I have tons of puns, but no jokes at all. You're shocked aren't you? I know you are. Stop trying to hide it. And now you'd never expect me to randomly go off at a tangent and link to something completely unrelated on you tube. But HA! Now I have. And on that bombshell, I'll leave you [subbed by TheJackalope, Mantari & Buji].

No blimps were harmed during the making of Escape The Blimp, so I don't care if you are member of the anti blimp cruelty league, yours might be a noble cause, but you can stop bombarding me with emails already [subbed by zodiac & anon].

Spinach Room Escape contains 150% of your recommended daily amount of iron and is thus hugely popular with the seafaring community [subbed by Cyberjar88 & Buji].

If I had to sum up Golf Ball Quest in one word it would be: irritating. The idea of the game is to find the five golf balls hidden on each screen. Ball number 5 on screen 1 seems to have already escaped as far as I can tell though.... as I say, it's irritating [subbed by anon].

So tell me what you want. What you really, really want. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ahh... oh hang on... dammit. This is Escape World C2 and not Spice World 2... *shame* [subbed by zodiac].

Hansel And Gretel offers some sage advice for us all during the fun times we are having during The Great Recession: buy a herd of goats and a polishing cloth. By this time next year we'll all be millionaires I tells ya... [subbed by Buji, Chocoholic & zodiac].

Release the hounds as Mr Dr Burns returns in SSSG Inquest. Note that if the stunningly intrusive preloader ad on the game is confusing you, that there is a 'skip ad' link hidden, illegibly, below it [subbed by selfdefiant, Buji, Cyberjar88 & zodiac].

Sinking Car Escape really makes me think that we are now struggling for new scenarios to use in escape games [subbed by Buji].