RB Room isn't quite as tasty as PB would have been [subbed by Buji].

It's the usual point, click, and escape the room drill in Emergency Exit Sign. Apart from the monster guarding the door. That is a bit unusual [subbed by Buji].

If you're not too busy being outraged and/or confused by today's Facebook changes then you could give Octopussie Escape a go. What's that? You are too busy? You have to update your status again with more of your outrage and/or confusion? Bloody social networking... [subbed by Buji].

Spring Breeze is so pastel-ly cutesome that it's probably not the game for the screamo fans amongst you. Actually, no, scratch that stereotype. You probably will like it, secretly, but lets face it you won't be talking about it in the mosh pit tonight will you? [subbed by zodiac].

The start of Escape From A Railway Room 2 disproves the age old adage: "you can lead a train to coffee, but you can't make him drink". And the rest of the game then continues to be equally as bizarre, but charming [subbed by Buji & Doc].

In 50 Comedies you have to prove how funny you are by working out the visual puzzles provided for 50 comedy titles, hidden in a big scrollable picture. It will come as no surprise to anyone, I think, to hear that I have only managed to get 1 so far. And that was pretty much a fluke. And I've been staring at it for, like, half an hour now [subbed by Cyberjar88].

In Pool Room Escape your crazy cue skills have knocked all the pool balls around the room. Now you're going to need to find them again to practice your not-so-nifty trick shots. Fore! [subbed by anon].

If you are reading this as your travel backwards through a space time wormhole it probably makes total sense that I am posting Toya Room 1 the day after Toya Room 2 (and btw, say hi to the dinosaurs from me when you get there). If you are not, and you are firmly anchored in time going forwards, then you are probably slightly confused; rest assured though that this is all your own fault, and it's nothing to do with me guv. Honest [subbed by anon].