OK, either I'm going for an eye exam, or I'm buying a new monitor or I'm going to start snacking on carrots. Every Man Has His Price is yet another dark and moody point'n'click that seems like it would be great if only I could see what was going on [subbed by anon].

I don't know about you, but where I am it's still very much winter, however in the land of the crystal hunter, spring has already sprung, as you can see in the pictorial loveliness of SSSG - Spring Crystal Hunter [subbed by Cyberjar88].

As with all frogs Kerrocchi has a dietary intolerance to creamy dressings, much preferring just straight buffalo sauce on everything (boy do they like it spicy). Anyway, all of this goes some way to explaining the concept behind Kerrocchi's Escape From The Ranch [subbed by Buji].

I'm not saying the campus of Miskatonic University featured in Miskatonic Memories is totally creepy, but you just know that everybody there is helping to pay their tuition fees with a spot of grave robbing on the side... [subbed by Buji].

Gym Class Escape because it's worse than that, he's dead gym... [subbed by Stu].

If you had known snowmen were fans of really bad synth pop musak you would never have even entered Snowman's Room, but you weren't to know, this is the kind of thing your parents always forget to warn you about, but now you're stuck here and Escape From The Snowman's Room is essential. Either that or the mute button. Or blowing your speakers up. Or not playing in the first place. Or doing a Vincent [subbed by Buji & guska].

What's up doc? Can't you escape the Carrot Room? Here's a hint if you are stuck: you should have turned left at Albuquerque [subbed by Buji, Cyberjar88 & guska].

Chocoholics with a good nose for their confection of choice should breeze through D's Find Chocolates [subbed by Buji].

Valentine features rather more tombs, coffins and black cats than your average Valentine's day [subbed by Thumper].

The groundhog-day-esque feeling that all you ever seem to do is find yourself inexplicably trapped in rooms, that you then have to escape, continues in Cella Room... [subbed by Kangaroo83 & Abigail].