Dona Room 4 has a curious lack of kebabs... [subbed by Cyberjar88].

If I were to pick my favorite kind of berry I'd probably settle on the Raspberry. Although some days, if the mood took me, I might say the Blueberry. One thing I can say for sure though, whatever my fruity preferences on any given day, it won't stop me playing Strawberry Plus. Well, unless I were to go crazy and start pining for the Gooseberry, then I wouldn't want to be involved with any other kind of berry, but I don't see that happening unless there's a hefty wager involved [subbed by Mystery & His Dudeness].

In Sweet Potato Room Escape you must escape the mental image that the sweet potatoes look like pink turds. Although I do believe this to be impossible (and somewhat disgusting, *shiver*) [subbed by Mystery & His Dudeness].

If you're looking to wile away some time without playing computer games, then shame on you. Not shame for the wiling away time thing you understand, wile away to your hearts content as far as I'm concerned, I mean shame on you for the 'without playing computer games' part. How very dare you! But anyway, if you were to to require some material for wiling away time, and you weren't to play computer games, and you had still ended up here somehow, then I would probably suggest visiting (and browsing the archives of) Passive Aggressive Notes (.com). It's a hoot. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go - I have to reset my irony detector, which is making a loud beeping noise [via some website somewhere which I can't remember now, but I bet it was op-pop].

CONTENT WARNING: Passive aggressive folk can be unrestrained with their language at times, so you might want to stop the kids visiting this one unless you want them to start dropping the "F Bomb" every five seconds.

By my twisted methodology of typographic letter trans-positioning, linking to the game "New Year Of Nomu", also allows me to include a reference to the infamous "Numa Numa", thus ensuring that my New Year's Resolution not to sing that damn song to myself this year is already spoiled [subbed by Mystery].

Back in the olden days, before they made matches that actually lit, and they were just inert wooden twigs that served no real purpose, playing with matches was safe even for the youngest of children, hence the concept of "The Little Match Girl" was not unusual. Today, of course, things have moved on, and arming a small girl with fiery death sticks is an alarming and bizarre one. Remember kids - don't play with matches. Not outside of point'n'click games at least [subbed by myuhinny & Misty].

Jewel Lines is a simple, but addictive, coffee break game in which you clear colored balls from various puzzle boards, whilst trying very hard not to make innuendos about "arranging balls of the same color". I failed. Sometimes I think I am still 12 [subbed by Jane Asliyuce].