By my twisted methodology of typographic letter trans-positioning, linking to the game "New Year Of Nomu", also allows me to include a reference to the infamous "Numa Numa", thus ensuring that my New Year's Resolution not to sing that damn song to myself this year is already spoiled [subbed by Mystery].

Back in the olden days, before they made matches that actually lit, and they were just inert wooden twigs that served no real purpose, playing with matches was safe even for the youngest of children, hence the concept of "The Little Match Girl" was not unusual. Today, of course, things have moved on, and arming a small girl with fiery death sticks is an alarming and bizarre one. Remember kids - don't play with matches. Not outside of point'n'click games at least [subbed by myuhinny & Misty].

Jewel Lines is a simple, but addictive, coffee break game in which you clear colored balls from various puzzle boards, whilst trying very hard not to make innuendos about "arranging balls of the same color". I failed. Sometimes I think I am still 12 [subbed by Jane Asliyuce].