The increasingly irregular lazylaces feature that is 'Musical Friday' returns for a guest appearance with this live action flash film feature, the
disco elevator - starring the lift in my office building. OK, I lied about that last part. Everyone knows that my lift is too old and asthmatic for disco.
Hot on the heals of
Hazel's cartoon, my inbox pinged to alert me to the arrival of this
photoshopped masterpiece from David (why weren't you working you slacker?). I can't help but feel this is just the tip of a
Charles and Camilla iceberg of e-mail abuse between now and April though.
Some
topical cartoonery landed in my in-basket today courtesy of Hazel, my aunt with far too much time on her hands. Oh how we English revere our royal family...
...on another note, apologies for the slow/non-existant postings recently, I could get into a long discussion with you about how much more I'm working with my new job role (development team leader, no less), but quite frankly I just can't be bothered as I'm so tired. Lets just say I'm busy like you wouldn't believe. I'm very slowly getting back on top of things though so, cross fingers, more posts again soon.
Do you guys get this
advert outside the UK? If you don't, you should do. Ask your local congressman/tribal leader/minor royal to sort it out for you today. Bodypoppin' in the rain with Gene Kelly and the new Golf GTI. This is how all adverts should be. I almost want to trade my Mini in (well a little tiny teeny bit anyway).
Fascinating car fact #1: The Golf GTI differs from other cars by having a little red stripe around it's front grill. Some commentators say this is reminiscent of a woman's lipstick. Read into this what you will.
You've probably got to be a Brit to truely appreciate this
one (unless
Tesco is a lot more prolific than I previously suspected), but lets just say this is the
cheapest way of saying I love you, unless you're handing out hand-written tokens for '<
insert name here> love'. Good luck on you if you are - let's just hope someone trys to redeem them. Disturbingly this was sent to me by aunt. Hazel, if you're reading, I think this falls well outside of the auntly behaviour remit. So my therapist says anyway. Happy loving to the rest of y'all this St V's Day. Nudge, wink, etc.
What's worse than having to go outside? Having to look out of something soooo low tech as a window to find out what the weather's like outside before you go out. *euch* The geek inside you cringes. Finally though there's a
website to tell you whether you need a jacket outside before you emerge blinking into the world beyond the front door. *phew* The evolution of the non-starter invention that is the 'window' is halted, fluorescent light bulb sales increase, and all is right with the world once more.
On a personal note I'm off to Aberdeen this weekend for Ade's wedding: jacket requirement forecast: high, inebriation by whisky forecast: definate. Photos most likely will follow soon.
Fans of
Ninjai (the little ninja) will be pleased to hear that
episode 11 is finally out (it's been over 2 years since episode 10 was
originally released)...phew! New-comers to the little fella's adventures, and lets face it everyone with all but the most elephantine of memories will need a refresher course, should start
here for a catch up session. Pop the kettle on, make yourself a nice cup of tea, and sit back and relax, basking in the graphical marvellousness of it all. Enjoy.
The new
theme tune for London commuting isn't for youngsters or those of you with sensitive ears (or those of you with sound cards at work), but is spot on. Also I can pretty much guarantee that 90% of folks who work in London won't detect any bad language in this at all anyway...
The much requested* return of musical Friday sees us
jamming along with
Weezer on the
bongos. I like to go slightly mad on a Friday and randomly tapping my keyboard while listening to
Buddy Holly does the trick nicely [
ta Kara].
*well I wanted it to return anyway.
So you've 'borrowed' some of those moistened screen wipe thingumies from work to clean your computer screen at home, but it's still not completely smear free is it? What you need to do is clean the inside of your screen, but how do you do that? Fortunately, as always, the internet has the answer. Visit the
cat lick cleaning service to get to to those hard to reach places on your monitor. It's cute and has a pussy cat. What more could you ask for?
If you haven't been to lucky enough to receive as present/read/steal someone else's
book of bunny suicides I highly recommend getting your
hands on one, but in the meantime some have turned up
on-line recently for you to enjoy. It's kind of a sick humour, but very very funny. Tickled my fancy anyway.
Imagine you're a stream of air and take an educational trip through the innards of a
jet engine with the kings of the jet engine -
Rolls-Royce. Education
and a link to
Rolls-Royce? What is the
'laces coming to? Next thing you know I'll stop posting time wasting games. Well maybe not...