Haunted House Massacre
Haunted House Massacre is not a game to let the kids play. That much you may have guessed from the name. It's a very simple to complete point'n'click horror based adventure, with some nice atmospheric bits (play with the lights down, and the volume up). The major let down is that you can complete the game without even visiting the majority of the rooms that build the tension up, even if you do though the game is over all too quickly [via doodoo.ru].

Entry 1756, Sunday, March 5th 2006, Filed In Games
Rating(51%)

Kina

:
ahhh looks creepy

Comment 1, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:17:00 PM

Karengpve

:
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Comment 2, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:17:00 PM

Karengpve

:
i see the point of it all now

Comment 3, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:18:00 PM

Martin

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4th GET IN!!!!

Comment 4, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:22:00 PM

Martin

:
I hope it's not in that gay language again

Comment 5, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:22:00 PM

Martin

:
Yer this game looks well ace :D

Comment 6, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:23:00 PM

Martin

:
Well that game was easy

Comment 7, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:27:00 PM

Shazza

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I know, remarkably easy, such a let down, I thought it would be dead long (like the obion games) but I completed it in 5 mins :@:@:@:@

Comment 8, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:29:00 PM

Vixendis

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Wow...That was really short. O_o; I went into, what, 3 rooms? Yelling at demons is fun. XD

Comment 9, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:29:00 PM

Jessica

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ahhhh!!

Comment 10, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:49:00 PM

Yvonne

:
I keep getting eaten by Jamie!!!!!!!!!!! Its soooo frustrating!!!!

Comment 11, Sunday, March 5th 2006 05:50:00 PM

Yvonne

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I've done it now!! He finally stopped eating me!

Comment 12, Sunday, March 5th 2006 06:19:00 PM

Lalalala <3

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lmao im way to scared to get close to finishing. =]

Comment 13, Sunday, March 5th 2006 07:41:00 PM

Sweety

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wow that was easy just 1 room and.. finished

Comment 14, Sunday, March 5th 2006 07:55:00 PM

Dracina & Drucilla

:
boring, to easy, oh well...

Comment 15, Sunday, March 5th 2006 08:14:00 PM

Flippa

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ok that was ridiulous it took like 3 seconds to complete. even when i went back and actually visited the other rooms ( i went in the finishing one first) it still only took like 5 seconds!!!!
whats the point?!??!

Comment 16, Sunday, March 5th 2006 10:19:00 PM

Jim

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That is the dumb and boring game that I had ever seen!

Comment 17, Monday, March 6th 2006 03:51:00 AM

Sarah

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i got out of it real fast, i went straight to the room where jamie is. short but scary.

Comment 18, Monday, March 6th 2006 07:09:00 AM

I LIKE YOUR PANTS

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how d you stop him from eating you?

Comment 19, Monday, March 6th 2006 08:37:00 AM

Mouse

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that game looked like it was going to be really good!.......but then it wasnt. what was the point of all those other rooms if you didnt need to go in them?

very disapointing.

Comment 20, Monday, March 6th 2006 11:45:00 AM

Maj

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Mmmm...major let down..

Comment 21, Monday, March 6th 2006 04:26:00 PM

Clairevc

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good idea 2 game n graphics gd, but i made it out in the 1st room i went into!

Comment 22, Monday, March 6th 2006 05:05:00 PM

Vergo veritas

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ooo, creepy house... lol... before i enter thje house... is it really scary?

Comment 23, Monday, March 6th 2006 06:52:00 PM

Pixie Stixxx

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that was... not scary.

i liked the feel of the house, it had a very creepy potential, but i was disappointed!!! nice try though!!!!

Comment 24, Monday, March 6th 2006 09:54:00 PM

Phinnaeus

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To escape without being killed,


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Comment 25, Tuesday, March 7th 2006 01:20:00 AM

Phinnaeus

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she must not have had much love for her boyfriend if winning the game meant that she got out without him.

"Yay! my boyfriend has been brutally possessed by a demon and will be tortured for all eternity. But, hey look at the bright side... I got a great deal on auto insurance."

Comment 26, Tuesday, March 7th 2006 01:23:00 AM

Rexcor

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hilarious ending, just like phinnaeus said it :')

Comment 27, Tuesday, March 7th 2006 11:05:00 PM

Jenni

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well... that was...well, it really had potential. I thought it was going to be some awesome mystery thing, but she leaves him behind? hell, i'd stay there and be possesed too if it was my guy. but what i really want to know is what the mirror in the bathroom says...and if there's a follow-up game! cuz they just can't have a game that short without a follow-up. too bad i don't know russian, or i could make some sense of that site...

Comment 28, Wednesday, March 8th 2006 10:45:00 PM

Pappasmurf

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This is PANTS.
I just completed it in about 1 minute.
What an utter waste of 60 seconds.

Note to graeme: Must do better.

Comment 29, Thursday, March 9th 2006 01:18:00 AM

Kozepa

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This was posted on 26-10-2004 on Nitro95's site as well.

Comment 30, Thursday, March 9th 2006 11:04:00 AM

Donna

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well that was a waste of 5 seconds

Comment 31, Sunday, March 12th 2006 12:22:00 PM

John

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This is also on Newgrounds. If you don't know who it's by, it is by David Lamarre from Quebec, Canada.

Comment 32, Monday, March 13th 2006 10:59:00 PM

Thomas J. Brown

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Worst. PnC. Evar.

Like everyone else has said, it took 5 seconds to complete.

Comment 33, Tuesday, March 14th 2006 08:27:00 PM

Chelli

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Wow, so incredibly pointless!! You know I figure if you're escaping without the guy anyway, why go in?

Comment 34, Thursday, March 16th 2006 04:39:00 AM

Prettysweetz

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wow I finished it in like a minute lol

Comment 35, Friday, March 17th 2006 06:00:00 AM

Prettysweetz

:
wow I finished it in like a minute lol

Comment 36, Friday, March 17th 2006 06:01:00 AM

Prettysweetz

:
wow I finished it in like a minute lol

Comment 37, Friday, March 17th 2006 06:01:00 AM

Lzbth

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Well Lets be honest here!!! What was that? thought it was gonna be really good at first but when i actually found Jamie in like 2 secs i realised this game was all graphics and no actual brains what a let down! i think we all expected a little better than that!!!!

Comment 38, Tuesday, May 9th 2006 02:59:00 PM

Lily

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That really sucked. Does anyone know what the words on the mirror in the bathroom say? I can translate the letters to the pronunciation, but I can't figure out what they mean...darn...they might explain why the game's so short!

Comment 39, Saturday, May 13th 2006 07:03:00 PM

Nina

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What does the text on the mirror say? The letters actually look a lot like hebrew, but I'm not sure.

Comment 40, Saturday, May 5th 2007 01:31:24 PM

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