Northern B**tard/Southern Fairy?

Ok, this quiz will make no sense at all if you're from outside the UK, it's debatable if it makes any sense at all, but I enjoyed myself. Turns out I'm a confirmed Southern Fairy:

"Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00."

I'm so proud. Where do they find lager that cheap though?

Entry 993, Tuesday, November 2nd 2004, Filed In Stuff

Comments

The Infamous Jules

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I'm a southern fairy. But I suspect it might be borderline. And one more thing Mr Lazylaces, if you had a social life any more I could take you somewhere that sells lager for less than £3.00. But I guess with all this extra work you must be earning a lot of overtime for my xmas pressie ;o)

"Do I feel like I've made things better in the world?. Definitely not."

Comment 1, Tuesday, November 2nd 2004 08:30:00 PM

Graeme

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Keep on guessing ;o)

Comment 2, Tuesday, November 2nd 2004 09:04:00 PM

Daisy

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I'm proud to be a northern bastard. Or working class rather than soft southern southie. I know it's silly but quite cleverly done I think.

Comment 3, Wednesday, November 3rd 2004 08:43:00 AM

The Infamous Jules

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Second guess then... perhaps you are getting extra cash together for my pre-xmas pressie ? ;o)

Comment 4, Wednesday, November 3rd 2004 05:35:00 PM

Graeme

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Guess again Duchess.

Comment 5, Wednesday, November 3rd 2004 08:09:00 PM

The Infamous Jules

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See now I think you are going for the double bluff ;o)

Comment 6, Wednesday, November 3rd 2004 10:58:00 PM

Graeme

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Think 'triple' bluff (note thats tRiple not tiPPle).

Comment 7, Wednesday, November 3rd 2004 11:13:00 PM

The Infamous Jules

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Tipple? I wouldn't know what one is ; o)

Comment 8, Thursday, November 4th 2004 06:28:00 PM

Graeme

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You're so modest. You know you are queen of the tipple.

Comment 9, Friday, November 5th 2004 01:41:00 AM

The Infamous Jules

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ok, ok, I concede. Especially as I am sitting here in a rather delicate condition after going to The Squirrel last night and trying some of their 'ales'... after drinking Kir in The Crab! Some sound advice for all, never mix the grape and grain or else your head will feel the pain!

Comment 10, Saturday, November 6th 2004 03:00:00 PM