Personal Pole

Looking for a present for that friend who has everything or do you need an anniversary present for the wife? Well...

"If you've always fancied recreating some of your favourite scenes from such films as Striptease or perhaps Show Girls then this height adjustable Kitten Pole could be just the bedroom accessory you've been looking for!"

160 quid well spent...I hear.

Entry 946, Tuesday, September 14th 2004, Filed In Stuff

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The manly smell

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Dear SIr,

On your recomendation I purchased a kitten pole and presented it to my wife on her birthday, "In case you feel like re-enacting some film scenes" I said, as suggested.

"Excellent," she replied prompting enticing images of Elizabeth Berkely in Showgirls, "how about the end of shallow grave?" before smashing the pole across my kneecaps.

I am now wheelchair-bound.

Thanks a bunch.

Yours,

the manly smell

Comment 1, Wednesday, September 15th 2004 04:44:00 PM