Damn Birds

Damn Birds is a silly game with a silly premise, but, surprisingly, it has quite an involved set of strategy options. It's also very offensive to animal lovers - you have been warned. Having said all that I did think it was a fun time waster (don't get me wrong though - I'm not an animal hater - I just know silly fun when I see it). Anyway, in the game you play as a statue in a park where you've stood for years, facing the shame of birds pooping on you, until one day your patience comes to an end, and you decide to take revenge on those Damn Birds. And luckily you're a statue with a gun (and the ability to go shopping). The aim of the game is to stay clean, protect yourself from poop, and to shoot those Damn Birds [subbed by Ivy].

Entry 2634, Wednesday, May 16th 2007, Filed In Games
Rating(83%)

Comments

Angelshimmery

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yeah finally a way to get rid of those pesky seagulls!!!

Comment 1, Wednesday, May 16th 2007 09:15:58 PM

LBW

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2nd!!!

Comment 2, Wednesday, May 16th 2007 09:18:07 PM

Sparky812

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3rd!

Comment 3, Wednesday, May 16th 2007 09:22:33 PM

Im4noles2

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4TH!

Comment 4, Wednesday, May 16th 2007 09:48:25 PM

Im4noles2

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Well, i only got to the second level...im in deep poo..405! It was fun, the gun was too slow. Now, give me a real one.... HA!

Comment 5, Wednesday, May 16th 2007 09:53:06 PM

Crushed_butterfly

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I dont know if anyone remembers Go-For-Gophers, well this is way better.

Comment 6, Wednesday, May 16th 2007 10:25:34 PM

RoseBlood

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This is a surprisingly fun little game! I just bought the shotgun and some ammo for it, but it put me back in the game with the musket. Gotta figure out how to switch guns grrrrr...Damn birds!

Comment 7, Thursday, May 17th 2007 01:02:50 AM

Rosy

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Roseblood: use the number on your keyboard to switch

Comment 8, Thursday, May 17th 2007 01:57:28 AM

Kanashii

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Oh, this is a really old game... not very fun, either.

Comment 9, Thursday, May 17th 2007 04:13:16 AM

NninetyC

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that was so much fun!!!

Comment 10, Thursday, May 17th 2007 10:25:03 AM

AaronzDad

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BEWARE THE POP-UPS
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Good grief are there a bunch of 'em at that website.

Still a fun game even if already done a hundred times before.

Comment 11, Thursday, May 17th 2007 11:33:00 PM

Rei/areautena

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I never got a single popup, get a better popup blocker or scan your computer, man. :{

Yeah, I liked this game but quite a few times I just barely lost, how frustrating to start back at the beginning.

Comment 12, Friday, May 18th 2007 07:40:46 AM

Meepo

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Well.....im in deep poo. The cannon sure is powerful, but horribly slow.

Comment 13, Saturday, May 19th 2007 01:24:23 AM

TheBlunderbuss

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I'm no good at it. This game makes me angry!
Now to take out my aggression on real birds.

Comment 14, Saturday, May 19th 2007 03:23:44 AM

Hmm

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the fourth lvl was hard to much little birds the ducks and crows i hunted and killed but the little birds poo really adds up so be careful

Comment 15, Tuesday, May 22nd 2007 12:44:11 AM

Gah!

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The shotgun can be bought at 2nd level if you don't use your first 100$ on Musket Bullets and keep the cleanest possible.

To avoid getting poopep so often shoot at the birds flying high at you, and moving your gun with the mouse to avoid the poop falling at your gun.

Comment 16, Thursday, March 27th 2008 06:11:57 PM

Jake

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is there aany CHEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

Comment 17, Saturday, March 29th 2008 03:22:54 PM

Tonya

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I've tried the tab and the #s to switch guns and I'm still having no luck....any thoughts?

Comment 18, Tuesday, April 1st 2008 12:27:51 AM

Nanamin

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Here's a tip:
- Pidgeons give $10
- Small birds give $15
- Crows are worth $20

Give priority to your shots based on this :-)

Another idea: keep 50 bullets for the musket, 50 for shotgun, 100-200 for pump gun, and 300 for the sub per round. That way you can use each the entire round if you need.

Comment 19, Monday, April 7th 2008 12:30:44 PM

Johnny

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SPOILER:
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)

The shot gun kills you if u dont buy enuf ammo - or if you buy too much!!!

Oh, and
HINT: (click box to highlight/fade)

Pump is exactly the shotgun, so save up for a pump!

Comment 20, Saturday, April 12th 2008 08:34:45 PM

Jack

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I like this game even though i never get past level 7 and the damn birds keep shitin on me but realy does anybody ever use defence?

Comment 21, Wednesday, April 30th 2008 01:15:57 AM

ArcyQwerty

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Fun game
Help if you need it

Small birds - $15
Normal birds - $10
Black birds - $20
Fast birds - $25
Duck - $30

Save your first $50
Shoot as many birds as possible first round (about 20)
Save up again (you should still have plenty of ammo: aim)
Shoot as many as you have time/ammunition
You should now have enough for the pump gun
Buy it as well as plenty of ammo (if you are out of musket ammo get 10-15 for that as well as it is cheep)
Use musket for small and normal birds
Use pump gun for the rest

Continue like this until you have ~$2000 and buy SMG with ammo

Comment 22, Sunday, July 13th 2008 12:45:43 PM

ArcyQwerty

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Another hint:

If there is poo coming toward the side of you, point your gun in the opposite direction to dodge it

If you run out of ammo, point the gun straight up

Comment 23, Sunday, July 13th 2008 12:46:43 PM