5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)
5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself) has an unusual (and somewhat sick) theme, and comes with a huge great big "don't try this at home kids", or indeed "don't try this in the office big kids", caveat. The twisted back story of this point'n'click game is that you are working in an office when a surprise meeting is called for five minutes time (I hate that). Unable to come up with any of the suitable excuses for non-attendance that we all use in real life, the only obvious course of action is to take your own life before the meeting starts. Thus hilarity ensues as you use objects around the office, and bait your co-workers, into doing you some harm [subbed by meltz, JonB & ***].

PS. Oh, I forgot to mention, as well as the whole suicide theme which won't to be everyone's taste, I should also point out that this game is presented in isometric layout and uses the cursor keys for movement, which I know for a lot of you is #1 crime against humanity. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Entry 2586, Thursday, April 26th 2007, Filed In Games
Rating(62%)

Besty

:
number one

Comment 2, Thursday, April 26th 2007 07:47:49 AM

AaronzDad

:
Eleventeenth!

Comment 3, Thursday, April 26th 2007 07:49:31 AM

Alina

:
hahah this game is VERY sick. despite the keyboard-use, i think it's very clever. enjoyed the blood.

Comment 4, Thursday, April 26th 2007 07:49:39 AM

AaronzDad

:
Yes, I am still making fun of the mental midgets with no life...

Oh, and don't forget you can combine some things in this game to make extra messy weapons of fun self-destruction.

So if a person with multiple personality disorder were threatening suicide would that be considered a hostage situation?

Comment 5, Thursday, April 26th 2007 07:52:29 AM

Rora

:
anybody else just coming up with a pink screen?

Comment 6, Thursday, April 26th 2007 09:19:05 AM

Laserleaser

:
I've played this once before, and I have some questions:

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
I can't always get the fat co-worker to get mad at me, what to say to piss him off? I onced talked to the female co-worker, but now she won't talk to me, why? How to combine things, I did combine the trofee(?) and the microwave but are there more things to combine?

Comment 7, Thursday, April 26th 2007 10:03:08 AM

Jim

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Great game- I've found at least four different combine items

Make sure you explore the different levels.

Comment 8, Thursday, April 26th 2007 10:32:03 AM

Squidley

:
the bathroom part with the clowns is the best

Comment 9, Thursday, April 26th 2007 11:51:21 AM

Stacey

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Love the clowns and the shark and the hand of wrath...

Comment 10, Thursday, April 26th 2007 11:58:52 AM

MsDolfinn

:
Wow...never realized how much it took to kill myself. I'm pretty resilient.

Comment 11, Thursday, April 26th 2007 12:08:56 PM

MTF

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Think the site has crashed. Just doesnt seem to be loading. ive tried accessing via other websites but the same thing happens :(. anyone know another server that hosts the game?

Comment 12, Thursday, April 26th 2007 02:32:30 PM

Mugsy_358

:
Seems to be working ok for me. First time poster, constant player on this site...too cool!!
It may be a sick game, but I find it rather a good stress-buster *winks*

Comment 13, Thursday, April 26th 2007 03:25:58 PM

Ariadne

:
I have the same problem as MTF.
I have been trying all morning to load the game and nothing happens.

Comment 14, Thursday, April 26th 2007 03:32:04 PM

Ariadne

:
I tried Mojilla Firefox instead of Internet Explorer and it worked.
The game is great, but the keyboard move drives me CRAZY.

Comment 15, Thursday, April 26th 2007 03:56:03 PM

Spanky McPipebomb

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It's not Safari friendly :( Everything's fine till I try and talk to anyone, then I can't choose an answer.... Oh well, have to wait till I'm home and on my PC.




I want a new Wogger!

Comment 16, Thursday, April 26th 2007 05:06:39 PM

Missy

:
wohoooooooo I died only 7 secs left :P nice game still kinda boring tho

Comment 17, Thursday, April 26th 2007 05:50:53 PM

Missy

:
wohoooooooo I died only 7 secs left :P nice game still kinda boring tho

Comment 18, Thursday, April 26th 2007 05:50:53 PM

Deborah2w

:
difficult to navigate

Comment 19, Thursday, April 26th 2007 06:06:15 PM

Seal

:
someone mentioned a shark? where was it?

Comment 20, Thursday, April 26th 2007 07:04:12 PM

Strangeandenigmatic

:
finally died in under 3 minutes yes im freeeeeeeeee

Comment 21, Thursday, April 26th 2007 08:16:40 PM

Spanky McPipebomb

:
Seal, take the elevator to the aquarium, then grab the fish from the wall and then walk over the aquarium...

Comment 22, Thursday, April 26th 2007 09:00:11 PM

Dujaco™

:
is there any way to unlock the casual friday stuff?

Comment 23, Thursday, April 26th 2007 10:17:01 PM

Lexi

:
This is pretty cool, only it seems REALLY slow and unresponsive. Might be the crappy connection here, Ill play it again later.

Comment 24, Friday, April 27th 2007 09:15:13 AM

Braindead

:
it proves that all u need to die a horrible death is to make the fat lady "sing"... over and over again...

Comment 25, Friday, April 27th 2007 04:03:17 PM

Flickmefive

:
finally got to try out the "casual friday" outfits today! Love the pink shirt and white pants combo! ;)

Comment 26, Friday, April 27th 2007 07:19:59 PM

Carma

:
www.lost.eu/11110

Comment 27, Friday, April 27th 2007 10:08:25 PM

XXX

:
people keep mentioning casual friday. What is it, and how do you unlock it?

Comment 28, Saturday, April 28th 2007 01:21:42 AM

Mugsy_358

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Looks like you have to play the game on Friday to unlock Casual Friday clothing...funny, didn't even notice it, just thought I somehow lucked into different clothing - how blonde is that? lol

Comment 29, Saturday, April 28th 2007 05:08:35 PM

Dujaco™

:
i found a new outfit, dont know if they meant to have it in the game.


SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)

When you are at the clothing selction right click and click play
it makes you wear a black suit and have black hair, and a pale white face

Comment 30, Saturday, April 28th 2007 05:56:22 PM

Dazzaduck

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did it with 1:37 left, loved the gygaxing and electrourination

Comment 31, Sunday, April 29th 2007 02:00:35 PM

Ashley aka Piglette

:
Ahhhh I cant Kill Him fast enough!
The Keyboard is hard to work with haha!!

Comment 32, Friday, May 4th 2007 02:45:39 AM

Teowli

:
All I get for the game is a red screen. Is anybody else getting that?

Comment 33, Friday, May 11th 2007 07:21:47 PM

Balthier

:
Hey, how do i caht, i click on guy, option A is white, but B and C is grey. How i choose option.

Comment 34, Thursday, May 24th 2007 10:45:20 PM

Mackenzie

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Boring! i've got al link to a better "kill yourself" game. It dosen't contain any walking around. You've just gotta click different objects in the room, and watch sick little movies of what the little man does with your chosen object, how he kills himself...

Comment 35, Friday, May 25th 2007 03:24:42 PM

Jimbo

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1:22 just gygax yourself to death in the basement

Comment 36, Wednesday, June 6th 2007 02:49:39 AM

Jazan white

:
i have a surprise it is a spoiler that only i know.....



SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
this suckz
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)

Comment 37, Friday, June 15th 2007 10:53:41 PM

Fgfdg

:
look at my special spoiler
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
u suck fat balllsss u can only get the friday close on friday dill

Comment 38, Saturday, July 21st 2007 03:06:56 PM

Eliphant

:
how did you get a black suit o.O

Comment 39, Thursday, May 15th 2008 11:24:56 PM

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