Before I say anything else I better say that First! contains some "language" (you know - the naughty kind), so don't bother playing it if you're a kid, have sensitive sensitivities, are at work or are allergic to short words beginning with "F". For the rest of you that are still with me, some of you are going to love First!, some of you are going to hate it, but it is totally topical and appropriate to Lazylaces. Oh the controversy! I can't wait to see the comments... [subbed by Fabien].

Entry 2547, Wednesday, April 11th 2007, Filed In Stuff

The 166 comments on 'First!' span more than one page, use the links below to see them all by page:

[1], [2], [3] & [4].

PinkPotions

:
Oh my gawd i was first for the first time ever, yeehaaaaaa.

I didn't think i would be after all the questions to prove i wasn't an evil spam monkey

Comment 2, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 08:42:36 PM

Dianne

:
That's not fair ! 2nd !!! lol

Comment 3, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 08:42:56 PM

PinkPotions

:
I was first on First! gettit?

Some folk just can't let it go can they.....

Comment 4, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 08:44:58 PM

Dolly

:
3rd

Comment 5, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 08:45:43 PM

Angel

:
"Do I feel ashamed of myself? Definitely. Am I doing Satan's work? Yes."

Good find, Graeme!

Comment 6, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 08:47:15 PM

Dianne

:
So a stupid question - this isn't a game, IS it ??? lol

Comment 7, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 08:49:45 PM

Bassman

:
he has just opened my eyes to a whole new game...

Comment 8, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:02:43 PM

Big shooter

:
10th finally

Comment 9, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:04:38 PM

SuperStar DJ

:
Why is that guy in the vid wearing that
heavey jacket. I mean he can afford two
computers,but can't pay his gas bills.
(Lol)

Comment 10, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:04:53 PM

Langy

:
Hehe, pretty strange and rather amusing. I just hope everyone now remembers whenever your first... your working for satan!... wait a minute... I've been first before!!!!! OH NO!!!! :P

Comment 11, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:05:34 PM

See-Dubya

:
I kept pointing and clicking but it wouldn 't let me get the jacket. The little square buttons at the bottom did something, but I'm not sure what.

Comment 12, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:09:35 PM

Smalltowngal

:
Huh? He's got too much time on his hands....but I guess it payed off 'cause he's famous now. I should have thought of that.

Comment 13, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:21:46 PM

Teejay

:
Thirst!

Comment 14, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:26:15 PM

Stacey

:
laughing myself silly over here :P

Comment 15, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:26:28 PM

Serynity

:
This is so appropiate Graeme! Nice find!

Comment 16, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:30:43 PM

HunterThompsonWanabe

:
Hysterical! ...and all too true!

Comment 17, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:34:21 PM

Kw

:
That guy looks like Kenny from southpark in that jacket.But
on a more serious note he should get himself a job, stop drinking bud light. It can't be good for his health,staying in and waiting to post first all the time.

Comment 18, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:41:28 PM

Roddy4eyes

:
18th

Comment 19, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:41:45 PM

Im4noles2

:
What a Weirdo!!! Hey...i am FIRST to say that!! LOL!!!

Comment 20, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:52:26 PM

Katie

:
that was sooo freaking Stupid!!

Comment 21, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:55:14 PM

Videocrazy

:
this guy, the one in the video, is an idiot

Comment 22, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:55:57 PM

Monpetitchou21

:
Everyone needs a hobby, so don't be a hater!

Comment 23, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 09:59:03 PM

Jodi

:
that was actually kind of funny, I loved it when he pulled out the 40.

Comment 24, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 10:01:02 PM

FIRST!!!

:
firstfirstFIRST!!!!!!111111first111first11!!!!firstfirstFirstfIRSTffffffffffffff
fffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssttttttttttttonestfirsttsrif








first

Comment 25, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 10:17:41 PM

Fergie

:
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU ......


FIRST

Comment 26, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 10:39:14 PM

Monpetitchou21

:
uhhhhhhh....yeah. I'm sure that's gonna happen. Thanks for the warning

Comment 27, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 11:00:47 PM

Clairevc

:
i have to say it! its necessary!! lol! FIRST!
That was genious!

Comment 28, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 11:02:27 PM

Andy from Encino

:
FIRST! D'OH!

Comment 29, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 11:34:19 PM

Chocoholic

:
lmao! this is so appropriate!

Comment 30, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 11:35:11 PM

Mogger Wini 42

:
i love it. i want to vote on this even tho it's not a game... being first is not a game... it's a dedicated way of life.... (32nd btw - woohoo!)

Comment 31, Wednesday, April 11th 2007 11:55:58 PM

NninetyC

:
OMFG i got so scared when I read fergie's story that I felt I completely not give a crap. Good work spamming the site you useless dipshit.

Comment 32, Thursday, April 12th 2007 12:02:44 AM

Phil

:
lol, i love it when those idiots from youtube write comments like that... at least it gives us a break from those idiots who just insult everything because they want to be controversial...

Comment 33, Thursday, April 12th 2007 12:39:04 AM

Absintheur

:
thirty-sixth......


I think this is a wonderful statement about people who spam posts simply trying to show they don't have a life. Posting simply the word "first" without adding a constructive comment is the kindergarten type behavior that can be found, ranks right up there with eating paste. Just think if you made a contructive comment without using the word first wouldn't you still have the first post?

Comment 34, Thursday, April 12th 2007 01:07:43 AM

Spanpris

:
That was brilliant, simply brilliant!

Comment 35, Thursday, April 12th 2007 01:42:34 AM

Pants-Master

:
This is cinematic genius right up here in this female dog. I figure it won't slow down the flow of moronic actions though regardless of how true, funny, and insulting it may be to these people who actually do this.

Comment 36, Thursday, April 12th 2007 01:42:37 AM

A.C

:
hahahaha...my favorite parts are the following

1. the quote "you guys need me more then you think. without a first post there will not be a secone...'

2. him pulling out a 40oz of bud light and just chilling

Funniest video ever!!!!!

Comment 37, Thursday, April 12th 2007 01:53:32 AM

Mio

:
Ok, so I've got a pencil, hammer, torch 2 torn pieces of paper, a match and some dust. Still can't find the key though... to get out of this lunatic assylum!!!

:-)

Comment 38, Thursday, April 12th 2007 01:56:58 AM

MsSpent Youth

:
Forty FIRST!!!!

Comment 39, Thursday, April 12th 2007 02:27:26 AM

Phantom of the Arse

:
*laughs hard* No...No a life out at all

Comment 40, Thursday, April 12th 2007 02:41:23 AM

Salina Marie

:
hah, how appropriate for Lazylaces

awsomeness Greame

Comment 41, Thursday, April 12th 2007 03:12:41 AM

Corona

:
I think this video shows exactly what I suspect of those who feel compelled to post first. They offer nothing.

A.D.D. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Comment 42, Thursday, April 12th 2007 03:16:45 AM

Kate

:
Forty Fourth LOL

Comment 43, Thursday, April 12th 2007 03:18:01 AM

Kate

:
Opps Make that Forty Sixth

Comment 44, Thursday, April 12th 2007 03:18:33 AM

Cris from Brazil

:
ok, just one thing: GET A LIFE!!! NOW!!!

Comment 45, Thursday, April 12th 2007 03:40:43 AM

Nichole Suhan

:
LOL. Great find Graeme. All you first posters, remember how sad he was. Don't do it.
(Why do i get the feeling it's not going to stop anyone)
Sigh

Comment 46, Thursday, April 12th 2007 04:01:47 AM

Cruzinn

:
I read through all the comments before I watched the video and I thought "The Lazylacers have all gone mad!" Now, I get it. What a riot. LOL and by the way FIRRRSSSTTT!!!! LOL.

LOVED IT GRAEME! GOOD CALL!

I can't wait to see post's on other games, from now on. This should be interesting.

Comment 47, Thursday, April 12th 2007 04:04:35 AM

Cruzinn

:
Oh, sorry. Not first.....49th & 50th

Comment 48, Thursday, April 12th 2007 04:06:24 AM

Veroniac

:
First comment from long time lazy fan.Bwahhahaha.

Comment 49, Thursday, April 12th 2007 05:01:37 AM

Torqane

:
I can't believe I'm 2 comments too late to say, "First on the 2nd page!!!! W00t"

I actually thought he did a really good job of creating a parody. I often wondered if it was really only one person in the universe typing "First!!!" and now I know.

--speaking of sarcasm...

Comment 50, Thursday, April 12th 2007 05:18:30 AM

The 166 comments on 'First!' span more than one page, use the links below to see them all by page:

[1], [2], [3] & [4].

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