Looking to invest to secure your future? Look no further than the time travel fund: "We establish a fund in current time. You make a small contribution to the fund, and in a few hundred years that small amount grows to a very large amount. From that fund, moneys will be taken and used to retrieve you, perhaps seconds after you join, perhaps even moments before your recorded death, perhaps some other point in your lifetime."

Entry 210, Thursday, March 13th 2003, Filed In Stuff

Simon sun

:
I have built a time machine you can purchase the device
for two million dollars (U.S)It uses a reverse time warp
to travel back in time to the past this is not a joke if you
have the money and are interested please email me at
takyon8@yahoo.com.au

Comment 1, Tuesday, September 28th 2004 06:56:00 AM

Graeme

:
Unfortunately I'm just a bit short of $2million at the moment.

Comment 2, Tuesday, September 28th 2004 07:30:00 AM

Simon sun

:
Will negotiate price of time machine.How much do you have
to buy this invention to travel into the past.I need the money to fund my project into time travel.

Comment 3, Tuesday, September 28th 2004 11:33:00 AM

Graeme

:
I've got about $20 spare - although I guess I could go back into the past, invest the money, then come back to the present and collect the money and interest. The again you could surely do that. Are you sure this thing works?

Comment 4, Tuesday, September 28th 2004 12:38:00 PM

Simon sun

:
No Time Wasters please if there is a time travel fund start
funding you can contact me and yes it does take you into
the past and yes it does work.Ive used it myself and it is
a good experience seeing things happen twice.If someone
is interested in a real time travel device email me.

Comment 5, Tuesday, September 28th 2004 12:45:00 PM

Graeme

:
Perhaps you could try eBay? My site isn't well publicised as being in the business of selling time travel devices, which could result in difficulties in you finding suitably serious buyers here.

Comment 6, Tuesday, September 28th 2004 01:16:00 PM

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