Behold Thy Graphics!
Behold Thy Graphics! The long awaited third installment of Thy Dungeonman, now with graphics! For me it's the perfect combo of homestarrunner (actually it has more of the attitude of Strong Bad than anything else) and gaming. Even with graphics though, it's as texty and testy as ever . BTW - did i tell you I am now the proud owner of a Home Star t-shirt? Red, with a big star on the front. I wear it when I'm posting on LL. G33k alert! [subbed by Lacy & eforce].

Entry 1886, Tuesday, April 25th 2006, Filed In Games
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Bandits5

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Comment 1, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:19:00 PM

Moo

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second

Comment 2, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:22:00 PM

Kaya

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Spot on! Sometimes it's good to be a G33K, especially one that wears a red t-shirt with a star!! Thanxs for the new post!
Some of us are awfully tired of trying to work...

Comment 3, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:24:00 PM

Vitus

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jeez I am stuck already

Comment 4, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:24:00 PM

Grant

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Heh, my wife got me that same exact Homestarrunner shirt a few years ago. Shame it's a bit worn out though.

Comment 5, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:25:00 PM

Vitus

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Doh just me being dumb (which comes naturally), but I am now getting somewhere!

Comment 6, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:28:00 PM

Graeme

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Grant: get a new one u cheapskate!

Comment 7, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:29:00 PM

Graeme

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Kaya: glad i could help u in your not working quest! Always a pleasure never a chore ;o)

Comment 8, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:29:00 PM

Coupey

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9th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!

Comment 9, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:42:00 PM

Lee

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this game is shit

Comment 10, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:44:00 PM

BonBon

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never played this sort of thing before. i can't get past the first screen!! any clues to get me started please?

Comment 11, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:45:00 PM

Su

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Hehe... "the maidens always make ye choose between ye and thy flask. Tis no choice at all!"

Comment 12, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:47:00 PM

Vitus

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ok here's what i have managed so far


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cut ropes on claws, used bone to stop walls, gone north, grabbed flask, got coins from inside log, got stein, escaped monestry and bought corn


But that is all I have managed, 14/38

Comment 13, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:48:00 PM

Su

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read the instructions and use the "look" command a lot

Comment 14, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:48:00 PM

Mr. X

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I don't understand why I always get stuck on these!! I was doing great but
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I can't give the gold coins to the cart guy to get the corn!
Thy must be missing something simple!

Comment 15, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 08:49:00 PM

Frozenice

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ugh....stuck on the troll...I've already seen the hag. Anyone have any suggestions?

Comment 16, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:01:00 PM

Frozenice

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Mr. X:


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BUY the corn

Comment 17, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:02:00 PM

Goo

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Finished!!! Woot!!!

Comment 18, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:24:00 PM

Frozenice

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how do you get past the troll??

Comment 19, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:26:00 PM

Syth

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how do you use bone i try to but it says "You no has"!!! GOD THESE FUN BUT STUPID AND ANNOYING TEXT GAMES ARGH

Comment 20, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:33:00 PM

Syth

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NEVER MIND

Comment 21, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:34:00 PM

James

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I'm with Lee on this one

Comment 22, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:40:00 PM

Frozenice

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nevermind on troll....got past him, and..

FINISHED!!! Yay me!

Comment 23, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:41:00 PM

Grant

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Graeme: Well, when you put it that way, what choice do I have? ;o) Actually, I kind of like it worn out. It has... character. No wait... those are hol... Nevermind.

Comment 24, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:48:00 PM

Munch

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i think Lee and James missed the point of the game and homestarrunner/strongbad.

do you not know about farce?

This makes me want to revisit my Hitch-hikers guide widget. Glory be.

Comment 25, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 09:50:00 PM

Syth

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I FOUND ERROR DID YOU (and how to get stien kinda)

HINT: (click box to highlight/fade)
In monastery it says,"Upon the table is a STEIN. The exit tis back SOUTH" twice did it on yours

Comment 26, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:01:00 PM

Wee32

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how do you give the

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corn

to the

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troll

?

It keeps telling me it doesn't understand, and that I'm not very good at this game, lol.

Comment 27, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:05:00 PM

Wee32

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Aha!

The
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bird
is useful!

Comment 28, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:11:00 PM

Wee32

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Did it! 38/38

Comment 29, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:37:00 PM

Aell

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Gah! I'm stuck at 18. I have the stein, but I can't use it anywhere.

Comment 30, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:39:00 PM

Lacy

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I can't get the hag to talk to me! I've gotten past the troll and done everything else I can think off, but I'm stuck at 22/38. Help!
(and Graeme, i lurve that you kept my texty and testy bit! yay...)

Comment 31, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:54:00 PM

Sentinel

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completed.

Comment 32, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:55:00 PM

Sentinel

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go east from where the corn man is and explore the village - there is a lot to do there... the sandwhich shop should be your 1st stop.....

Comment 33, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 10:56:00 PM

Syth

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what do with FAKE KETCHUP???

Comment 34, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:00:00 PM

Sentinel

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Oh and just so you know I have completed it...
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in the final text is say "you have your own dungeon"... hehehe

Comment 35, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:00:00 PM

Sentinel

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Syth.. keep hold of it.. you will need it later.. and dont eat it !! lol

Comment 36, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:01:00 PM

Syth

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lol coo but i have 25 already

Comment 37, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:02:00 PM

Syth

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and im stuck

Comment 38, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:02:00 PM

Sentinel

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2nd stop will be the empty inn - try talking to the innkeeper...

Comment 39, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:02:00 PM

Syth

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did all things up to hag and no more troll got dungean entrance to show up at cross roads what else

Comment 40, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:03:00 PM

Syth

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HAHA I MADE 20th 21st 26th34th37th 38th 40th AND O YA 41st O YA I WENT THERe

Comment 41, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:08:00 PM

Pookums

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This truly makes my day. Actually, it makes my whole week.

I am the proud owner of a beautiful Trogdor shirt! The most classic sbemail of all time!

Comment 42, Tuesday, April 25th 2006 11:17:00 PM

Kelly

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help me i cant get past the first level, i have cut my ropes, but can not seem to stop the spikes help me pleeaaseeeeeeeee.

thanks

Comment 43, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 12:41:00 AM

Aell

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Thanks Sentinel!!

38/38, with just the advice to
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go east at the overlook
(I'd just assumed that it wouldn't let me).

Comment 44, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 01:30:00 AM

Sentinel

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Had me gigling all the way through the game, with a couple of frustrating moments where I couldnt work out the correct way to ask it to do what I wanted.

Comment 45, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 08:26:00 AM

Rach

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what do I do with the corn?

Comment 46, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 11:01:00 AM

Ewew

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poops

Comment 47, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 07:29:00 PM

Pip noodle

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Make the bad typing go away, Mommy.

He, yea that seems to be coming up pretty often...

Comment 48, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 08:19:00 PM

Gina

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I did it! Without any help! Must be the first time ever for me!

I love this game, I love the wicked sense of humour. (Wasn't so keen on the final 'puzzle' though.)

But a fun game with a great ending!

Comment 49, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 08:51:00 PM

Jutah

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WHOA-KAY! Full walkthrough from Jutah, you know you'll love me for it. Should the occasion arise where you don't love me for it, please direct all complaints to my good friend Mr. Like-I-Give-A-Damn. Anyways...

(By the way, synonyms work too - for instance, you can type "get" instead of "take" if you prefer or "look at" instead of "look". It's up to you. Some won't be recognised though.)

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Use claws
Get bone
Use bone
North (or N or Go N or Go North etc.)

Get flask (or Get ye flask)

North

North
Get stein
South
South

West

Look inside log (or Look in log)
Get coins
East

East

Buy corn
East

South

Talk man
Use stein
(Remember the description of the man! (Handlebar moustache etc.))
North

North

Talk Kigalonian
(Here, all the men will turn around. You must pick the right one based on the description you got from the previous guy. Look at them carefully and type in the number of the right one. He will give you a map.)
South

East

Look window
Knock
Talk man
Ask for blood (or ketchup or fake condiment)
West

West

West

West

West

(5 "Wests" there - you should be in a clearing with a hag and a scrapbook)

Look scrapbook
(Flip through the pages - remember what was in the pictures!)
Talk hag
Use blood (or ketchup) on head
(Note: Do not eat the blood/ketchup or you will die)
Talk hag
Yes
(The answers to her questions are in the scrapbook. The first one is what was written on the sign on page 1, the second one is the item on the table on page 2 and the third one is the number of child-looking things on page 3).
Use glove
East

East

North
(Don't go in the cottage or the monk will kill you!)

Give corn to bird
South

South

Use bird
South

Open door

(If you are not wearing the flask-grabbing glove then USE IT! Otherwise when you try to take the flask you will be teleported again and the dungeon door will move.)
Get flask (or Get ye flask)
(This final part of the game is an arcade game. You have to press Enter when your hand is exactly over the flask. Succeed three times (it gets faster every time) and you will FINALLY get ye flask! Congratulations!)

(Thou hast proven thyself worthy of the title of... THY DUNGEONMAN!!)


Hope that helped! Enjoy the game and its (intentionally) bad graphics and sound quality!

Comment 50, Wednesday, April 26th 2006 08:57:00 PM

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