Remember - avoid the meadow. Bovine antics in the Matrix Cow video [5Mb]. BTW if anyone knows how I can capture an image from a film using Winamp or Windows Media Player I'd love to be enlightened.

Update: The original URL this post refered to no longer works but I've repointed it waycooljnr who have a zipped copy. If you can't get hold of matrix cow drop me a line (address at the bottom of the page) and I'll mail you a copy. If I can sort out the bandwidth I might even host a copy for download.

Another Update: This clip is actually from the film Kung Pow if you're interested in seeing more. I haven't seen it myself but I'd be interested in a review from anyone that has.

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smelly goat bumfart

bumfart

bumfart? What other kind is there? Thanks for the insight mvbjn.

You can find the movie in HQ at <a href='http://www.grimstveit.no/jakob/files/video/matrix_cow.mpeg'>http://www.grimstveit.no/jakob/files/video/matrix_cow.mpeg</a> (26meby).

Thanks Jakob - you're a diamond geezer.

56:Haristle burple flapps?
76:frot canneb colow nachi krin kran!
(decode to know super huge secret!)

Cindy,
Look to the right side and click on Matrix Cow first, enjoy the movie. At this point this is the only one I have watch and it was funny.

matrix cow is 1 ov da nangest fings ive watched and i watch bares trust me blud its nang l8a on

Maybe it's because I'm British. Maybe it's because I'm 30, but i have no idea what "nang" is. Is that a good thing? Thanks, I think.

I have seen the movie KUNG POW this clip is NOTHING compared to te funnyness of the actual movie.

i agree with steve above kung pow is a superb film,
especially the nun chucka gophers this segment is nothing compared to the mentallity of the actor / director / writer steve odecker

its shit

ya i would say that too its SHIT...

yo bare peeps have got da name shaleka my name is shaleka big up 2 evey 1 hus got da name shaleka(i'm a boy by da way)

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this thing is orright i guess

WoooooO!!! Nice :P

ass squirt, save the wales

you are all penis pumps

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