Computer Says...?

The lazylaces super computer is one of the most powerful computers on Earth, and is devoted solely to helping you with making any difficult decision. Enter the difficult decision you have to make in the input box, and then click 'ask' to unleash the super computer's awsome power. Fans of Little Britain, might find it's advice some what familiar, and if you like it, you may also like my 56K Modem Emulator.

Entry 1616, Sunday, January 8th 2006, Filed In Stuff

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THIS_IS_STUPID

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Numero UNO!!!!

"I'm dedicated to posting first because I think it's important. I think people need first posters..."

Comment 1, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:01:00 AM

THIS_IS_STUPID

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First 1st #1....

Comment 2, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:01:00 AM

Magsmagee

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first...woohooo

Comment 3, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:01:00 AM

Magsmagee

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okay so Im thrid

Comment 4, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:01:00 AM

THIS_IS_STUPID

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No....you were second Mag

Comment 5, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:02:00 AM

THIS_IS_STUPID

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How stupid are these postings?

Comment 6, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:03:00 AM

THIS_IS_STUPID

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first...woohooo (HAHAHAHAHA)

Comment 7, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:08:00 AM

THIS_IS_STUPID

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Complete Walkthrough

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Type a question and click ask...
Click Again and type a new question and click ask...
Repeat as necessary

Comment 8, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:11:00 AM

MiseryLovesMe

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ninefffff?

Comment 9, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:17:00 AM

TRENT(ON)

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does it ever say yes???

Comment 10, Sunday, January 8th 2006 06:11:00 AM

Meggert

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i dont think so, i like it when it says "that really didn't look like a sensible question" haha

Comment 11, Sunday, January 8th 2006 06:18:00 AM

Moon_child

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It always says no for me. I askes if would pass the ninth grade and it said no. TT-TT

Well I'll show that stupid computer!

Comment 12, Sunday, January 8th 2006 06:21:00 AM

Adam

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Graeme, I didn't like it. It was very poor. Must try better.

Comment 13, Sunday, January 8th 2006 12:06:00 PM

Graeme

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Adam: Sorry I'll stay in after class.

Comment 14, Sunday, January 8th 2006 12:13:00 PM

Cruzinn

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Graeme, loved it......entertaining! I already knew the answers and it agreed!!! LOL

Comment 15, Sunday, January 8th 2006 02:35:00 PM

Madam Mayhem

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i'm
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practicing
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nested
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spoilers.

Comment 16, Sunday, January 8th 2006 03:03:00 PM

Heather

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lol. i asked do you not suck, ans it said no. lol. it says that it sucks. :P

Comment 17, Sunday, January 8th 2006 03:07:00 PM

Dude

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i asked if i shd ever visit lazylaces again.... :)

Comment 18, Sunday, January 8th 2006 03:15:00 PM

Uwe

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I have been a point-and clicker for several years. I love this site and I have to share something.

Sorry for the long text. I have got to talk to someone. This is the story of a college student.. this is my story.

I t all began when I moved to NY and met Cindy. She is a great girl and my frist real girlfriend. We were in love an d I must say tha tNY is a great city to fall in love. after 15 months, we moved together and a year later, I was the father of a very beautiful redhead girl. Financially, having children in NY is difficult but we were managing with her job and I was playing the stock market for a few extra $$" (oh!and I had this generous fellowship at the time).

I was going to this website and followed the advice of day traders there. But some of them gave bad hints intentionnaly and I lost some money. I didn't want to tell Cindy and I began to play like crazy. I skipped classes and sat at the library reading everything I could on stock market. I invested more and moer and lost a lot of money. Then I thought I found a winning pattern and made some gains. I followed this pattern and invested in a Company in INdia.... just before the Tsunami that destroyed part of the company's assets. The stock drowned.
All in all, I lost 12,000$ in 2005.

Now Cindy left. with amelia. Cindy moved to Anaheim with her family. with my daughter. I am on this stupid student visa that expires at the end of this semester. Whcih means that I have to leave the United States for at least three years. I don't know how and where to reach Cindy and Amelia. I will not see her for years.

I am at the public library on this computer that I rent $$ per hour.
I saw this thread and I will ask teh super computer if I should continue to live.
Thx Greame for setting this for us.

Comment 19, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:29:00 PM

Meggert

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lmao very nice Uwe.

Comment 20, Sunday, January 8th 2006 05:58:00 PM

S

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hints please!!

:D

Comment 21, Sunday, January 8th 2006 06:28:00 PM

Kina

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are u serious?

Comment 22, Sunday, January 8th 2006 07:10:00 PM

Kina

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are u serious?

Comment 23, Sunday, January 8th 2006 07:10:00 PM

Kristopher

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LOL theey have #'s on the side now!!

Comment 24, Sunday, January 8th 2006 07:32:00 PM

Niko

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lol, i typed= bla bla /Should I : donate money to lazylaces ?

COMPUTER SAYS......NO!

lol

Comment 25, Sunday, January 8th 2006 07:44:00 PM

Niko

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lol, i typed= bla bla /Should I : donate money to lazylaces ?

COMPUTER SAYS......NO!

lol

Comment 26, Sunday, January 8th 2006 07:47:00 PM

Sophie

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Oh, the PAIN... :P

Comment 27, Sunday, January 8th 2006 09:38:00 PM

Pappasmurf

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pappasmurf says "NO MORE LIKE THIS"

Comment 28, Sunday, January 8th 2006 11:54:00 PM

Adam

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ps, what does 'awsome' mean Graeme?

Comment 29, Monday, January 9th 2006 12:00:00 AM

Snowyy

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ugh this game was soo bad

Comment 30, Monday, January 9th 2006 01:20:00 AM

Stevey

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awsome means fantastic cool brilliant wonderful. and uwe that story sounded like a story some homeless guy would say to get money to buy drugs with lol.

Comment 31, Monday, January 9th 2006 02:51:00 AM

Duckie

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Woooooooooo! I've gotten to page two of this blatant not pr0n ripoff, but I'm stuck.
Hints please!

Comment 32, Monday, January 9th 2006 03:36:00 AM

Bucky

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Lame-o!

Comment 33, Monday, January 9th 2006 05:01:00 PM

Think~Pink

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Question: Will I ever stop getting sloooooooooooow loading times and page errors on Lazylaces?
Answer: Computer says ....maybe, patience Iago...umm...I mean....No!
Eep...time to upgrade!!

Comment 34, Monday, January 9th 2006 07:54:00 PM

Kignak

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this like the the modem are for people that like clicking lol thats what i think

Comment 35, Monday, January 9th 2006 09:28:00 PM

Emily Howard

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Dear Graeme,

I think your Super Computer is simply marvellous.

Comment 36, Monday, January 9th 2006 11:07:00 PM

Think~Pink

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That's because you are Emily Howard lol

Comment 37, Monday, January 9th 2006 11:47:00 PM

Niko

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the "non sensible question" is programmed for an amount of letters =P...i typed huh then, huhuh uhu hu hu hu and it told me NO! yaaay
:S.....

why do we comment on this :S?

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dunno, dont ask me

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me neither..

Comment 38, Tuesday, January 10th 2006 02:12:00 AM

Borgy ja

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crap i've asked 10 questions and they al said no...

Comment 39, Tuesday, January 10th 2006 11:55:00 AM

Areautena/Rei

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O RLY?

Will I get no for an answer? NO
Should I take no for an answer? NO

Comment 40, Sunday, January 15th 2006 02:44:00 AM

Metal_mickey

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but carol says the computer says no...*coughs in your face*

Comment 41, Monday, January 30th 2006 08:59:00 AM

Mark

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so ime a dj nd if u want songz u got 2 add me on melon_2k6@hotmail.com

Comment 42, Sunday, May 14th 2006 07:26:00 AM

Bekkie

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it says NO every f**** time. I don't like it, would have been better if it gave different answers.

Comment 43, Tuesday, August 1st 2006 02:34:00 PM

Robot-in-disguise

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i hate little britain
i die a little bit more inside when i think about it.
and i hope that person above was joking
otherwise i don't think they've seen little britain
YAY! one more person who hasn't seen Shit-tle Shitain.

Comment 44, Sunday, May 6th 2007 10:12:16 PM