Calm Down Dear!
While my ears are still bleeding I may as well inflict Calm Down Dear! on you. If you're from outside the UK these probably make even less sense to you than they do to me, but it's really not worth going into a big explanation. Basically imagine taking the worst advert on Television and remixing it with banging techno music and you'll be just about there.

Entry 1437, Sunday, October 9th 2005, Filed In Stuff

Adam

:
First - Michael Winner rocks!

Comment 1, Sunday, October 9th 2005 10:14:00 AM

AlexJ

:
Second!
And no, he doesn't

Comment 2, Sunday, October 9th 2005 10:30:00 AM

Burgerz

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Michael Winner + Boiling Vat of Nuclear Waste = Thank god for that.

Comment 3, Sunday, October 9th 2005 11:25:00 AM

Burgerz

:
Lol this is funny.

Comment 4, Sunday, October 9th 2005 11:25:00 AM

Think~Pink

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I don't know if I dare watch this...these ads are really bad...ahhh what the heck, it can't be any worse than those awful safestyle UK ads....grrrr

Comment 5, Sunday, October 9th 2005 11:36:00 AM

Think~Pink

:
LOL, this guy is a genius...more I say!

Comment 6, Sunday, October 9th 2005 01:48:00 PM

Laverne

:
After previously giving up on the Lost game, the Laverne, in her natural habitat, retreats to a simple remix...

"Oh no! What's she doing now?!"

That would be giggling. :D

Comment 7, Sunday, October 9th 2005 03:28:00 PM

Elen

:
THIS IS AMAZING

Comment 8, Sunday, October 9th 2005 07:24:00 PM

Tafkam

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omfg. rofl. you should be too.

Comment 9, Sunday, October 9th 2005 07:39:00 PM

Evl-Sph

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i found this ages ago! hilariously funny and very catchy!

Comment 10, Sunday, October 9th 2005 08:16:00 PM

Chaz

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...

Comment 11, Monday, October 10th 2005 12:02:00 PM

Tafkam

:
"i'm only acting."
and SHE is BEAUTIFUL. "you hit me! you ran into the back of my new car!" and she looks ready to tear him a new one, crouching, fingers already clawing...

Comment 12, Monday, October 10th 2005 03:31:00 PM

MissLMC

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I want to know what they were on when making this!!!!

Comment 13, Tuesday, October 11th 2005 03:47:00 AM

Daisy

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I trust you implicitly but there is NO WAY ON GOD'S EARTH I'm gonna click on that link. Loathsome little man. *shudder*

Comment 14, Wednesday, October 12th 2005 10:36:00 PM

Tigeress

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i HATE that actor who plays the ''CALM DOWN'' dear bit!!

OK maybe hate is a rather strong word!!

Comment 15, Thursday, October 27th 2005 03:12:00 PM

Tigeress

:
i HATE that actor who plays the ''CALM DOWN'' dear bit!!

OK maybe hate is a rather strong word!!

Comment 16, Thursday, October 27th 2005 03:12:00 PM

JimmyN

:

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
Michael Winner gets his cock out
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)

Comment 17, Friday, January 13th 2006 11:54:00 AM

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