10 Things James Bond Would Never Do
Oh how "10 Things James Bond Would Never Do" made me chuckle. Although "be played by a German actor" should have been number #11, as that would have made me chuckle more [subbed by webster].

Entry 1434, Sunday, October 9th 2005, Filed In Stuff

Mtf

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1st

Comment 1, Sunday, October 9th 2005 10:45:00 AM

Fluffeeder

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great link - made me laugh. thanks

Comment 2, Sunday, October 9th 2005 01:26:00 PM

I am mary! flee!

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third

Comment 3, Sunday, October 9th 2005 01:43:00 PM

Jenny

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That James Bond is far hotter than Pierce Brosnan, worth the watch for him alone

Comment 4, Sunday, October 9th 2005 03:20:00 PM

Vixx

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hehehe- i lurrrved it

Comment 5, Sunday, October 9th 2005 04:23:00 PM

Meg

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"Making out with a boy"
how did I know that was coming

Comment 6, Sunday, October 9th 2005 07:31:00 PM

Tafkam

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actually, i can see "making out with a boy" a long time before "being played by a German actor," especially one with no style or grace. ("my name Bondt -- Chames Bondt -- is." no way.)

how about "making out with a normal-looking woman"?
"reading"
"flossing his teeth"
"buying frozen pizza"
"flying coach"
"losing his car in the parking lot"
"humming along to music"
"posting 'first!' on Lazylaces"
"having his shoelaces come untied during the chase scene"
"needing glasses"
"having his latest inamorata tell him, 'James, we need to talk about our relationship.' "
"losing his hair"
"needing Viagra"
"wondering what time it is, and looking around for a clock, and deciding that he must still be early, and then catching sight of a clock and realizing he's late and rushing to get there in time, but he takes a wrong turn and ends up behind an old lady who's lost and trying to figure out which way to go and by the time she finishes making her turn it's too late to even try to make it anymore so he stops into a pub and has a quick one while meanwhile the villain's nefarious plot succeeds and the Prime Minister is assassinated and western civilisation is plunged into barbarism with accompanying special effects including blowing up Westminster Palace and the Eiffel Tower and meanwhile Bond realises he hasn't the price of the drink and has to borrow money from someone."
"forgetting his name."

Comment 7, Sunday, October 9th 2005 08:00:00 PM

Meg

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Haha yes that would make a fabulous movie Tafkam!

Comment 8, Monday, October 10th 2005 12:42:00 AM

Mystery

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yeah, you are so right meg!!! oh and if you can, could you write back to me? i'm so boered this week i'm practicly slipping into a coma(joke!!) (;>

Comment 9, Monday, October 10th 2005 03:37:00 PM

Meg

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Write back to you? Why sure! Although I seem to be like 20 hours late but that is ok! Please dont die in your comma that would be quite tragic!

Comment 10, Monday, October 10th 2005 06:11:00 PM

Anna

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what does "flying coach" mean?

Comment 11, Monday, October 10th 2005 08:09:00 PM

Meg

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like i think it means flying like literally flying in coach which is brit talk for 2nd class i think
god i could be way off but i think im pretty close

Comment 12, Tuesday, October 11th 2005 02:32:00 AM

Hoopla

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yeah, flying last class really... wow, no offence but i thought coach would be easy to understand... any who i have another.
use a condom.
say thank you after making love to a lady he just met
fly with wings, run off a cliff, any thing like that... oh wait he did run off a cliff once... oh well

Comment 13, Wednesday, October 12th 2005 02:09:00 AM

Cellophane633

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I'm from Boston, I say 'coach'.

Killing his fish by accident.
Having to pay late fees for video rentals.
Miking up two words while speaking('hello' + 'hi'= hellioi?!).
Using a really, really, REALLY old computer(mac OS 9 old).
Picking a wedgie.
Playing an instrument(he'd just look stupid!).
Apologizing without smirking.

Comment 14, Wednesday, October 12th 2005 02:28:00 AM

Graeme

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I can confirm that "flying coach" is not "brit talk".

Comment 15, Wednesday, October 12th 2005 07:42:00 AM

Tafkam

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lol

Comment 16, Wednesday, October 12th 2005 07:59:00 PM

Jade

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wow that guy kissing scene was hot

Comment 17, Sunday, October 30th 2005 08:32:00 AM

Kina

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umm thanks for the comment Jade.....

Comment 18, Friday, January 20th 2006 01:11:00 AM

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