Oh how "10 Things James Bond Would Never Do" made me chuckle. Although "be played by a German actor" should have been number #11, as that would have made me chuckle more [subbed by webster].
Entry 1434, Sunday, October 9th 2005, Filed In Stuff
Fluffeeder
:great link - made me laugh. thanks
I am mary! flee!
:third
Jenny
:That James Bond is far hotter than Pierce Brosnan, worth the watch for him alone
Vixx
:hehehe- i lurrrved it
Meg
:"Making out with a boy"
how did I know that was coming
Tafkam
:actually, i can see "making out with a boy" a long time before "being played by a German actor," especially one with no style or grace. ("my name Bondt -- Chames Bondt -- is." no way.)
how about "making out with a normal-looking woman"?
"reading"
"flossing his teeth"
"buying frozen pizza"
"flying coach"
"losing his car in the parking lot"
"humming along to music"
"posting 'first!' on Lazylaces"
"having his shoelaces come untied during the chase scene"
"needing glasses"
"having his latest inamorata tell him, 'James, we need to talk about our relationship.' "
"losing his hair"
"needing Viagra"
"wondering what time it is, and looking around for a clock, and deciding that he must still be early, and then catching sight of a clock and realizing he's late and rushing to get there in time, but he takes a wrong turn and ends up behind an old lady who's lost and trying to figure out which way to go and by the time she finishes making her turn it's too late to even try to make it anymore so he stops into a pub and has a quick one while meanwhile the villain's nefarious plot succeeds and the Prime Minister is assassinated and western civilisation is plunged into barbarism with accompanying special effects including blowing up Westminster Palace and the Eiffel Tower and meanwhile Bond realises he hasn't the price of the drink and has to borrow money from someone."
"forgetting his name."
Meg
:Haha yes that would make a fabulous movie Tafkam!
Mystery
:yeah, you are so right meg!!! oh and if you can, could you write back to me? i'm so boered this week i'm practicly slipping into a coma(joke!!) (;>
Meg
:Write back to you? Why sure! Although I seem to be like 20 hours late but that is ok! Please dont die in your comma that would be quite tragic!
Anna
:what does "flying coach" mean?
Meg
:like i think it means flying like literally flying in coach which is brit talk for 2nd class i think
god i could be way off but i think im pretty close
Hoopla
:yeah, flying last class really... wow, no offence but i thought coach would be easy to understand... any who i have another.
use a condom.
say thank you after making love to a lady he just met
fly with wings, run off a cliff, any thing like that... oh wait he did run off a cliff once... oh well
Cellophane633
:I'm from Boston, I say 'coach'.
Killing his fish by accident.
Having to pay late fees for video rentals.
Miking up two words while speaking('hello' + 'hi'= hellioi?!).
Using a really, really, REALLY old computer(mac OS 9 old).
Picking a wedgie.
Playing an instrument(he'd just look stupid!).
Apologizing without smirking.
Graeme
:I can confirm that "flying coach" is not "brit talk".
Tafkam
:lol
Jade
:wow that guy kissing scene was hot
Kina
:umm thanks for the comment Jade.....
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