Loch Ness Monster

It's not often I'd ask this, but if Mr. Harvey Kendrick is reading, if that is your real name, please re-send your attempt to spam me with the e-mail entitled:

"PLAN SET IN MOTION TO CAPTURE LOCH NESS MONSTER!".

You formatted it badly and the whole body of the mail was missing, meaning I was left tantalized by the message's title, but with no further explanation. You tease you. You also missed out the word 'the' from the e-mail's title, but this tantalized me less.

Entry 1370, Thursday, September 1st 2005, Filed In Diary

Comments

KathrynRose

:
lol
sounds like you get better spam than I do
;)

Comment 1, Thursday, September 1st 2005 05:58:00 AM

Helga

:
huh?

Comment 2, Thursday, September 1st 2005 12:44:00 PM

Skillette

:
This person is a laaaammmmeeeee-ooooooooo

Comment 3, Thursday, September 1st 2005 01:41:00 PM

Debra

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My spam is always about viagra and penis enlargement. And I'm a girl! Not helpful to me. I wish I got Loch Ness Monster spam. *feels left out*

Comment 4, Thursday, September 1st 2005 03:22:00 PM

PetrifiedKitty

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Damn. And I get spam about Viagra, and penis enlargement. What am I gonna do with that? And, "My child has signed up to RacingFrogz.com."

I don't even have a child. Even if I did, for them to be old enough to use the computer properly, I must have had the child when I was like 6. =s

I think somebody's used my email address for something silly.

Comment 5, Thursday, September 1st 2005 06:45:00 PM

R00t

:
Look at the source:


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<div align="center">Giant Eel Stalking Loch Ness </div>
Students find a 4-inch tooth in a half-eaten
deer!
The 1500 year old mystery involving the Loch Ness Monster may finally
have been resolved by two unlikely parties: a best-selling author of fiction
and two American college students on holiday in the U.K.
When N.Y. Times best-selling author Steve Alten (Meg, Domain) set out
to write a fictional thriller about the Loch Ness Monster, he never imagined
his extensive research would actually nail down the species of the creature,
how it came to be in Loch Ness, or reveal a conspiracy concealing the
monster's true identity. According to experts, Alten's novel, THE LOCH,
does all that and more.
Forensics investigator William L. McDonald states, "Alten's book,
The LOCH, got it 100% right. The creature is a mutation of an Anguilla
Eel, a mean predatory amphibious fish that prefers the deep. In Spring
and Summer there is ample fish to feed such a creature, but in winter,
before the Spring migrations, they'll stalk the shoreline at night, hunting
local game." 
 
In December, McDonald interviewed eyewitnesses at Loch Ness who reported
seeing something "as large as a lorry" along the shoreline at
night. McDonald returned to the scene 12 hours later and discovered massive
slide tracks frozen in the mud. His evidence is detailed at <a href="http://loch-movie.tripod.com">http://loch-movie.tripod.com</a>
Months later, two American college students stumbled upon the discovery
of a lifetime. Along with their local boat tour operator, they came across
a half-eaten deer carcass and a 4-inch barbed shed tooth from its attacker,
lodged in the animal's ribcage! Photos and video footage can be found
at <a href="http://www.lochnesstooth.com">www.LochNessTooth.com</a> Park
Authorities quickly confiscated the tooth and refuse to cooperate in expediting
its return. .
Experts have examined the photos and concur 1) it appears real, and 2)
it matches the barbed palate teeth of a vicious species of deepwater eel
that actually does inhabit Loch Ness. By its size, the creature would
be 50 to 60 feet long…exactly as Alten described it! 
Loren Coleman, the world's #1 cryptozoologist, calls Alten's book, "the
best work of fiction since King Kong and the Lost World." The novel
is available on Amazon.com and in major bookstores. Updates on the student's
discovery can be found at <a href="http://www.lochnesstooth.com">www.LochNessTooth.com
</a>
Story by R. E. Maxwell, Investigative Times 

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Ahh,well
it seems this formats html nicely.....

Comment 6, Sunday, September 4th 2005 05:36:00 PM

Mystery

:
er....whats he going on about?

Comment 7, Monday, October 10th 2005 11:12:00 AM

A fellow fan

:
So looks like the mystery of old nessy is finally closed. (tears in eyes) Well i havnt seen anything about it on the news lately hopefully there will be a full investigation. This is one for the history books maybe the entire mystery thats been plaging generations is over.

Comment 8, Saturday, November 26th 2005 02:59:00 AM