Twelve Doors
Twelve Doors is a fairly "traditional" point'n'click game with some rather fine looking graphics, nothing too fancy though. The great thing is that it's not in French, not in Japanese, not Portugese, but in a little known lanuage I like to call Engrish [subbed by tuzza].

Entry 1264, Thursday, June 16th 2005, Filed In Games
Rating(50%)

Clyde

:
"I'm the underlay of a shelf."

Shades of Speedy Gonzales: "Underlay underlay, arriba arriba..."

Comment 1, Thursday, June 16th 2005 05:14:00 AM

Kyle

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I remember playing this game a while back. It wasn't finished though, I think. I'm not sure if they've changed that or not.

Comment 2, Thursday, June 16th 2005 06:25:00 AM

Nadif

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No, it's still unfinished, dammit. A hell of a disappointment: the plot just reaches the climax, you enter a door and you find... a big writing saying "under construction" - no wait, it's actually "under constructing".

Now I understand why the Japanese invented harakiri. :-)

Comment 3, Thursday, June 16th 2005 07:06:00 AM

Adriano F.

:
It's PORTUGUESE! ;-)

Comment 4, Thursday, June 16th 2005 07:50:00 AM

Graeme

:
Oh cr*p. Not again.

Comment 5, Thursday, June 16th 2005 08:08:00 AM

The man

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what a load of bollocks

Comment 6, Thursday, June 16th 2005 01:57:00 PM

Meme

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"I was the underlay of a vending machine"! what more do you need for an outcome?

Comment 7, Thursday, June 16th 2005 03:30:00 PM

Meme

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gosh, what a lot of things to read. and nothing to figure out, nothing to do but turn in circles. point & click and nothing else.

oh well! at least we get to read some poetry:
"it is the bad pattern of feeling not at all."
"it is early that time passes."
"there is especially no strange portion."
in short, "the text is written in the way piece way piece."

Comment 8, Thursday, June 16th 2005 03:31:00 PM

GANGRENKA

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shitty stuff, unfortunatly , if i can say:((

Comment 9, Thursday, June 16th 2005 05:27:00 PM

Cobaltnine

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I...just want to pick stuff up! There were tons of useful things just lying about and...one thing I needed, I thought I had picked it up, and I hadn't. Or something.

And then the under constructioning. Blast.

Comment 10, Thursday, June 16th 2005 06:21:00 PM

Nadif

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LOL Meme, you're right, the whole game is probably made of thousands of haiku! ;-)

Comment 11, Thursday, June 16th 2005 07:21:00 PM

Jac

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it's a bit complicated...the map is just too confuse where i am and where to go

Comment 12, Thursday, June 16th 2005 07:26:00 PM

Meme

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i especially appreciated the two points where something alien and threatening appeared (accompanied by screams and exclamations of shock), and the response was to...

walk on down the hall. right. that's what *I* always do when alien plant beings appear out of nowhere. why not?

Comment 13, Thursday, June 16th 2005 09:09:00 PM

Jack

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what in the hell was that game about. I made it to the under constructing part and was just as confused as when I started. I realize it had to do with an alien attack

Comment 14, Friday, June 17th 2005 06:32:00 PM

Stationary

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"I have noticed myself having lost memory here." So THIS is where all these amnesiac point-and-click games originate. I can imagine the rest of the poor guy's self-directed conversation... "Damn. Not again. Note to self: less having lost memory here."

Comment 15, Friday, June 17th 2005 11:54:00 PM

Nightshade Zero

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ok this game is just really f*ckin scare and sick i really think some people have got sick twisted minds. a picture of an alien with visibility of its ribs one shoved in an incinerater and a guy with no skin. any heads up fo more sick crap in this game??

Comment 16, Saturday, June 18th 2005 03:36:00 AM

Nightshade Zero

:
oh and a dead lady on a toilet great. as far as i can tell tho its about how the military and gov killed and abused aliens and stuff. theres some weird stuff in this game. land mine plants.riiiggght. well fer all the sick crap i am curiously addicted to learn more fer some reason i dont understand.normally i hate the scary sick junk. but over all theres good graphics and id say a pretty nice story line cept fer the bad english. good fer people that arnt squemish.

Comment 17, Saturday, June 18th 2005 03:40:00 AM

Brenna

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"If a hand is extended from here, it is likely to arrive..."

That just slays me. ;P Anyway, I this game is way too confusing for me. Too much stuff to read. Gah.

Comment 18, Saturday, June 18th 2005 03:51:00 AM

Nightshade Zero

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i didnt find where it said that where was it?

Comment 19, Sunday, June 19th 2005 03:25:00 AM

Allegra WICKEDfanONE

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thanks for the warning, nightshade... i was feeling suspicious of this one, and its a good thing i came here to check before i got any further.. having gotten nothing at all done now...

Comment 20, Sunday, June 19th 2005 05:51:00 PM

Meme

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oh man, Allegra, if you want to get nothing at all done, this is definitely your game. walking around, reading incomprehensible gibberish and looking at some well-done but spooky graphics, and NOthing happens. completed by the discovery that the game is "under constructing."

Comment 21, Monday, June 20th 2005 12:19:00 AM

Snorkel

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What a load of pants! I was at somewhere after another had scared in a toilet, or something?!! Then, "under constructing".

(Deliberately written like this crappy game's language!)

Comment 22, Monday, June 20th 2005 03:18:00 PM

Cheese (again)

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i think it was written by yoda

Comment 23, Tuesday, June 21st 2005 01:08:00 PM

Tralala

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this game is sick! I was freaked out when i saw the body in the incinerator and stopped playing. Don't play this if you are squeamish, like me.

Comment 24, Sunday, June 26th 2005 05:57:00 PM

GirlX

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This game creaps me out... but if you like this kind of game I have to give a link: http://www.jogos10.com/jugar.php?id=2358
This game is called "La piedra de Anamara" or "The stone of Anamara"... it's in the spanish version but its worth playing! If you need judt ask for some hints...

Comment 25, Wednesday, July 6th 2005 06:22:00 PM

NATASHA

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What a load of rubbish, couldn't be arsed to read all the notes so I gave up...

Comment 26, Wednesday, July 13th 2005 05:03:00 PM

LUCiiA

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its keeps sending me to UNDER CONSTRUCTING........why can't i pick n e thing up?
oops i was underlay of vending machine.HAHA.

Comment 27, Sunday, July 24th 2005 02:14:00 AM

Kitty

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how do you turn the sounds off. i cant listen to my tunes without it interupting

Comment 28, Wednesday, July 27th 2005 10:28:00 AM

Chemical_junkie

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'i am the underlay of a shelf'...........priceless

Comment 29, Sunday, October 16th 2005 11:36:00 PM

Bez hamster

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do you tell us becoming a homosexual? huh?

And why is doing Uncle Frank from Hellraiser cameo appearances game is do is?

Comment 30, Monday, April 10th 2006 06:38:00 PM

Bez hamster

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oh i missed the naked guy hidden under the plant... why does that kill me?

Comment 31, Monday, April 10th 2006 06:40:00 PM

The evil Karaut

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Hello guys and girls,

Here some useful hints:

1. People said that the game would be extremly easy to solve!
2. In the japanese Version you CAN enter the "unter construction room". There is a terminal you need a key-code.
3. I used the numer on the Key-Card in the ventilation (3842, Monica Bergman). There was a result, but in japanese! Here in my hometown are tousands of foreigners, not one from Japan!!! Arrrgh!!!
4. In the englisch Version, there is a room behind the altar.

Has anyone of you other hints??? Please post or get in contact with me!

Greetings to all
Kraut

Comment 32, Wednesday, May 10th 2006 07:33:00 PM

The evil Karaut

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Please report to: "princeofdarkness@o2online.de"

There must be a way to solve this f****ing game!

Comment 33, Wednesday, May 10th 2006 08:09:00 PM

Smallrage

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Don't I repeat Don't waste your time on this game because it's still under construting after a year, unless you play the Jap version which you need to be able to read the Language. I really can't understand why you would post a game that can't be completed?

Comment 34, Monday, June 5th 2006 04:56:00 PM

HunterThompsonWanabe

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Funny badness of gaming event, but I am underlay an enlarged hill of Engrish and cannot reset my brainpan to begin over. The immense gibberish of writing notes sent my not old pressurized blood to my head with discomfort.

Comment 35, Monday, October 30th 2006 03:06:23 PM

Lia

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Haiku is awesome
Sometimes it doesn't make sense
Refrigerator.

Comment 36, Saturday, November 24th 2007 11:12:59 AM

Irish_enigma

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What can I say about this game, except @#$^@...since Sec 1 is the only section in English, I played the game in Japanese whilst "attempting" to figure out what I was supposed to do!!!(neighbors heard screaming; probably thought someone was beating me!!!LOL) oh...yes, the bloody game was beating me. Okay, when I finished sec 1, I received a code for sec 2 and the computer automatically took me there. Unfortunately, I have no clue to what readiing I was...! I did reach sec 11b, but I couldn't figure out how to kill the bad guys or how to escape the gas chamber! Each time a section ends, a number is displayed on the screen and you have the code for the next section. I have every # except 12b, which would allow me to finish the bloody rotten game! Since the last comment was November 2007, I'm hoping someone figured out how to actually finish the game. It does get more interesting (but gory) the further along you progress. Don't know if this will make a difference, but here are the sec codes:

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)

1 591-sec 3
2 162-sec 4
3 691-sec 5
437-sec 5b (this worked better than sec 5...!?)
4 852-sec 7
654-sec 7b
5 546-sec 8b
6 753-sec 9b
7 482-sec 10b
8 985-sec 11b

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)

Comment 37, Saturday, February 2nd 2008 10:22:08 PM

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